The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Recipe

Ingredients

One (1) standard mass of undifferentiated Muslimity

One (1) faith school conforming to Government Safety Standard BS/TURR393847563773

One (1) Good Imam

One (1) standard measure of concentrated Britishness

Preparation

Detach an appropriate quantity of Muslimity and mould to required dimensions. Kosher chefs are advised to use rapid-action Uzi spatula.

Place in faith school and simmer until brown and quaint.

Remove carefully from faith school and place on a nearly level playing field. Utilise Good Imam to settle mixture.

Add Britishness and integrate carefully but thoroughly. If the addition of Britishness results in overheating, stop and search until mixture quietens down.

Serves if properly handled.

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