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Monday, March 05, 2007

Phishing for Work

From: "huttonj"@workfare.co.uk
Date: Mon Mar 5, 2007 1:00pm Europe/London
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: we pay u to let them wrok
Reply-To: huttonj@workfare.co.uk

Dear Sir, Madam or Labour Supporters

I am Mr John Hutton. I am of the Depratment of Wrok and Pensions of Great Britain a dynamic upthrusting member of th Global Community. I have brought Wrok to 2 and half million persons got 900000 off benefits and lifted 700000 children out of poverty. This is clearly super butt not super enough and so I am asking Your hlep to enhance furtheration of the superness of the situativity.

A recently comissionned report by a Respected banker has reccomended extra ecxtra invlovement of Private and Vloluntary Sectoes in superness enhancement. We hop with your hlep to get more 600000 single parents in wrok. We of the govt. will pay YOU to fnid jobs for layabouts and give Exrta Extra Bomnus if you keep them there.

You Cnanot Lose. Money will come form money which wuould otherwise be Wasted on benenfinits. You Cannot Loose.

The respcetced Bnankers repport Says "There are clear potential gains from contesting services, bringing in innovation with a different skill set." Old fashioned skill sets msust yeild inevitably to the new and diffierent Innovative. Srevices must contest for potential Gains to become clear. Hard to hlep Jobseeker persons wlil be supportted by welfare Advisors for 3 year sentence so that the Revolving door does not close on thr wong side of the Tracks.

The Reprot (by a Respected Banker) says we have need "to develop a world-class contracting capability so as to ensure the government's complex social goals were met without compromising the robustness of the outcome focus."

i thnik that says it all.

Yours Faithfully

Mr John Huttton
(Trustworthy Pratner in Invesetment)

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