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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Mahmoud: A Mad UN Jag

The hundred and ninety-two babes-in-arms at the United Nations General Assembly are doubtless fortifying themselves as the blackbearded, beady-eyed, cartographically-cleansing President of Iran is defiantly poised to raise temperatures amid a storm of bitter oppositionality. As the Iranian military unveiled a new ballistic missile, Ahmadinejad stated that "Iran is an influential power in the region and the world should know that this power has always served peace, stability, brotherhood and justice". This is obviously a blatant violation of American copyright since, as we all know, only the World Cop and its friends have any reason or right to further peace, stability, brotherhood and justice with the use of ballistic missiles. The Iranian missiles are called Ghadr, which is Farsi for "power" - a choice which will no doubt add fuel to the storm as embittered temperatures rise yet further on the shockwaves of political hysteria. If Iran were really interested in peace, stability, brotherhood or justice, it would have called its missiles something civilised, enlightened and Western - something like Trident, Minuteman or Peacekeeper.

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