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Monday, January 21, 2008

Rock Phishing

From: "darlingbloke"@nationalrescue.uk
Date: Mon Jan 21 2008 4:00pm Europe/London
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: get R O C K off with hairey Virgin
Reply-To: darlingbloke@nationalrescue.uk

Daer Sir Madam or Taxpayyer

I am darlingbloke i am Darling Bloke. i am Bloke i am darling darlingBloke bloke. I am Chancer of the eXcheqqqer in Thrusting major Britishness contry country. as Chlancelor itt is my Duty to Portect tacxpayer whereber they may be and as tacxaperyer youu can rset assured that any offfer i make is Geniune this is a Geniune Offer.

As Chancelrol of the xccccheque r bloke I am rsponsbible for teh wlelbing welbieng wellbeinmg of Investors. invsetsorts take Rissks for the Sake of Wrold Economoy & msust therefroe be Portected from evil. without Invetsors we would nott have Tenchology Viagara Universitsy Christian theme praks Blenkinsops Silvertop hare tonic or anythning Nice. investrots must be Portected or oldlabour inflationarary darkage overpaid Pubic Sector Wankers of discontent!!!!!!!!!!!!

howevererer As Daring chancerlord of the cheque ex checker etc ect etc ass as Darling Bloke i ofgfer YOu the tapxapyer Chance of a Lifemite to Hlep those less frotuntate that yrsellf This Schmeme is Arstight Airthight Artight. Y OU Cnanot Loose ecxept potentitally over 5ve or 10yrs.

thusly therefore as daring Bloke i hvaev taken the Libertry of utlititising Monies you Tacxpaer have alraedy Paid to Hlep unfrotuntate invetstors You Cnanot loose. You have Saved thosuiands of Inocents frtom Wiping Out You Cannnnnnot Lose. congartiulatons on your Choice I hop eyou wlil find the Spearhaed porvided by Sir dicky Virgin Brosnan a Comforttable andd rwewardnig Expeiereince. i am Darlingbloke.

Yorus very sincecurely

Darlingbloke (Bloke)

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