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Sunday, August 09, 2009

Phishily Rendered

From: milibalan@intelthrujoy.gov.uk
Date: Sun Aug 09 2009 9:00am Europe/London
To: database-recipients::
Subject: big flihghty birds exqisiitley rendered
Reply-To: milibalan@intelthrujoy.gov.uk

dear Collleafge Sir or madam

thnank yuo fro yuor Rceent Inquirey abt misssing Pappers cornercning Overseas Holdiday Fligts. we at Birtish Foreingngn Offcice are awlways Plsd 2dael wth Inquirys particulararlily abt Foriegners Pappers. let me say frist and i will frist say this hat yhat that Biritsh Govt dose Not colllude codnone or concede Use of Troture in any Ways hape shape or From We are cocnernenred Only to prottect from Terror. In Prottetcing from Terrror teh Brittish Govt has Speard No expnse fro Tasers idcrads Best dattabas Best survbvln surviolance urbsveilance Ever we know where you Live thnak you fro yuour Inqurey.

however in teh itnereststs iof Prottecting fro terrrrrr and uour Way of life we are regrrtably Inabilititised ot ot to porvide asssssurances abt Ships achnored nr Dago Garcia Brtttish Terrortry whch Britshit Govonmont bont bot buought in Good Fiath from mauritians rah rah. aslo rgrt infrom yuo taht msssing Pappers cotnitnude Missssing as Of teh presnt momnument in Time poss Lfeltf lfet felf lfeft on Train fror Securitity Prupopses or eatan by Dog.

i Hop e tihs answeres yr croncerns. Yuour Inqiririrs ar Improtant to us. pls take a momonent to leaeve Feedback adn anklnolwedge tthat this massage was Dipsnatched wihththin Bitrish Govt. traget pernod.Period.

Do Not Wrorry We Know Where Yuo Live.

Yrs snicsnerely

Al andd Daveyband (Still Here)

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