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Monday, February 01, 2010

He Should Know

The leader of New New Labour, who played Igor to Tony's Frankenstein during the begetting of New Labour, has referred to Daveybloke and his Cuddly Chancellor as a "Laurel and Hardy duo" who do not inspire confidence. The leader of New New Labour, who may possibly have a reputation for straight dealing among those in whom consciousness is out of fashion, has been lecturing his godson, the leader of Her Majesty's Loyal and Cuddly Opposition, about hiding the truth for electoral reasons. The leader of New New Labour, who is the puppet-master of the Glorious Successor who ensured that Britain suffered a longer and more severe recession than most, believes he can teach his godson, the leader of Her Majesty's Loyal and Cuddly Opposition, a thing or two about fiscal responsibility and looking after the welfare of the British people. The leader of New New Labour, who has presided over governments in which the likes of Jack Straw, Geoff Hoon, Hazel Blears, James Purnell, Charles Clarke, Harriet Harman, John Reid, Patricia Hewitt, Alistair Darling, Tony Blair and Gordon Brown have attained a certain prominence, claims that Her Majesty's Loyal and Cuddly Opposition are showing either "a dishonest rhetorical gloss to hide their true intentions or a remarkable intellectual collapse".

1 Comments:

  • At 11:15 am , Blogger phil said...

    He should know.

    Jeez, WV just gets better and better, "midamong": in a crowd, being absolutely ordinary.

    I'm sure you can think of some others.

     

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