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Sunday, December 26, 2010

News 2012

US denies responsibility for late Christmas

The Commander-in-Chief elect of the American Homeland, Sarah Palin, has denied US involvement in the alleged delay to Christmas this year.

Mrs Palin was responding to claims that this year's plague of empty stockings and minimal breakages was due to "aggressive" action by the forces of freedom.

Early this morning the Pentagon confirmed that "a single-seater aircraft of unconventional design was intercepted and destroyed in Alaska by means of a high-powered rifle".

Apart from denying American responsibility for the ebb in this year's Yuletide, Mrs Palin said only that she was in Alaska for relaxation and family purposes.

The smiling Commander-in-Chief elect did confirm that she had "shot half a dozen good moose", including one with a remarkably distinctive nose, however.

No information has been released about the craft's occupant, who is believed to be of Middle Eastern origin.

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