Come Join With Us, Muammar

Come join with us, Muammar; take your ease
Among we men whose rule was long and low.
Thankless it is to govern, we all know;
Come where your speeches cannot help but please.
Come, share your tales of glory and of sleaze
With chaps who'll match you blow for jolly blow!
The pace of reminiscence won't be slow
In company with fellows fine as these.

For here's Karimov from Uzbekistan,
And there's Mubarak, there is Berlusconi.
As old campaigner - forty-two-year man! -
'Tis privilege to have you as a crony.
Come join, Muammar, in our merry clan:
The club of all the old, good chums of Tony.