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Friday, May 20, 2011

Health Ministers Non-Carcinogenic, Hints Lansley

Private health company employee in shock rebuttal

The Health Secretary has moved to rebut perceptions of a causal link between Health Secretaries and cancer.

Andrew Twizzler-Lansley is fighting this image by reversing his non-guarantee concerning the status of England's twenty-eight cancer networks.

Twizzler-Lansley has now said that the Government will continue to fund and support the cancer networks in 2012-13.

The government had originally hoped to place the blame for the loss of the networks on the proposed new NHS commissioning board, which will take over the role of commissioning care from 2013.

The board would thus have the duty of coping with two more rounds of cuts similar to this year's, which have brought the British economy to its present degree of well-being.

Experts have claimed for years that British ministers of health, who are inevitably concerned to withdraw health care from most of the population, are one of the most important vectors for disease.

One study placed health ministers second only to immigrants and toilet seats as factors in worsening the nation's health.

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