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Two upstanding chaps gave near-parity
To right-wing grandstanding and charity.
Alas, there were queries
And now the poor dearies
May be a re-shuffle fatality.

Amid times of gunboat austerity,
The foxy must take on the ferrety.
We must help, if we can,
Our one true best man -
And bugger the rules and the verity!