The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Olympic Marching Song

A Simple and Fun Way for Everyone to be Part of Something Special

Gee Four Ess! Secure in your world!
Gee Four Ess! Let your dreams unfurl!
We're guarding you with all our might,
Keeping watch throughout the night.

You need someone to guard your Games,
And scrape a bit of knuckle,
Who scans and tackles, smacks and maims?
Just call on Nicky Buckle.

Gee Four Ess! Secure in your world!
Gee Four Ess! Let your dreams unfurl!
We're guarding you for lots of dosh,
Terrorists, come feel our cosh.

His style is "no excuses, please";
He leads us well and boldly.
When things go wrong, he'll pocket fees
And bleat "Nobody told me!"

Gee Four Ess! Secure in your world!
Gee Four Ess! Let your dreams unfurl!
Although our bosses cannot count,
We profit by a fair amount.

Of course there will be slips of gears,
While we so lusty sing.
We've only known for seven years
About this contest thing.

Gee Four Ess! Secure in your world!
Gee Four Ess! Let your dreams unfurl!
Inspiring the value creation
Meriting a Tory nation.

So now that we have more or less
Preserved the public peace,
We think it's time, we must confess,
To let us run the police.

Gee Four Ess! Secure in your world!
Gee Four Ess! Let your dreams unfurl!
We've got the truncheons and the guns;
Now see how smooth the cash-flow runs.

Terry & the Texans

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