The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

On the Mend

Rah rah! Let us break out the smug!
Let us squelch in a fat fleshy hug!
The economy's fit,
For it's twitching a bit
In the depths of the pit that I've dug!

This proves we were right not to quit!
On my Bullingdon buttocks I sit,
Seeking more proles to bug
Or to throw into jug -
And look! Still more cripples to hit!

Now must we continue to mug
The poor and the foreign, and lug
The low-value Brit
Further into the shit!
Rah rah! Let us break out the smug!

Gideon Fatwick

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