Enemy Within

Will these crusty Old Labour dinosaurs never learn? The MP for Leeds East, somewhere in the desolate wilderness of Frackingshire, has criticised the Milibeing for hesitancy, for lacking a strategy and for failing to set the political agenda. A campaign spokesbeing, Sadiq Khan, promptly responded that he and his team were setting the agenda, thank you very much; as when the Milibeing recently decided to downsize the party's links with the trade unions on the orders of Britain's Head Boy. As for strategy, the Milibeing is quite clearly adopting that of Daveybloke himself during the fag-end of the Brown premiership (viz. during the entirety of the Brown premiership), which was essentially to sit back and wait for the Government to lose. The dinosaur also complained that he didn't know the party's policies on health, education and welfare; this can only be the result of wilful blindness, given the alacrity with which Twizzler Lansley, Michael Gove and Liam Duncan Smith have been implementing them.