The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Disaster Area

In lieu of the Nobel Peace Prize, which has somehow eluded them once more, Daveybloke and his cuddly chums may rejoice in a different distinction. The British Red Cross, which usually intervenes in the event of wars, earthquakes and famines, has now added British Conservative governments to its list of concerns. The charity is launching a campaign this winter to distribute food to those whose budgets can no longer hold out under the Osborne economic miracle; which means that the Conservatives and their little orange fags are arguably Britain's greatest disaster since the glorious victory over the forces of European unification in 1945. Doubtless it will not be long before the Government, on behalf of the wealth-creating community, voices its indignation at the inability of the Red Cross to help hard-working trust fund beneficiaries minimise their tax burden.

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