The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Mission Accomplished

Rah rah, rule Britannia, praise be!
Afghanistan cleansed and made free!
The Taliban bested,
World peace unmolested -
Thanks to a few others and me!

Democracy? Unfair to task us.
Perfection? For that you can't ask us.
We've helped these poor lands,
And the terrorist bands
Are all on the road to Damascus!

Rah rah! We need fear no attack,
And now our brave boys can come back!
They'll be happy, I know,
To help Britain grow -
How soon can we give them the sack?

Podger Blimpling

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