The Curmudgeon

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Monday, April 28, 2014

Precious Moments to Last Forever

Another geriatric waste disposal company has been caught mistreating the merchandise and, in laudable capitalist fashion, has decided to move into BBC Panorama's market by imposing surveillance on itself. The presence of visible CCTV cameras in inmates' rooms will be optional for the moment, and it is as yet unclear what arrangements will be made to ensure that the company marks its own homework as efficiently as the Metropolitan Firearms and Headbangers' Club, the Murdoch-Rothermere press or Westminster's expenses-claiming community mark theirs. The chair of the Relatives and Residents Association stated that surveillance is "no substitute for good and kind care given by professionally trained staff who are well supported and supervised and well led"; clearly the poor woman has no idea of the country or the century she is living in. The Care Quality Commission has "serious reservations about the filming of intimate care procedures"; presumably because, given the levels of vetting and training in the geriatric waste business, the more intimate procedures could end up splattered all over YouTube without anyone's collecting a copyright fee.

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