The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Because It Works

The terrorists are doing stuff;
It's time we toughened up the tough.

Iraq was very very rough
For us, because we had to tough.

The first Gulf War was not enough;
We failed to implement our tough.

Post-World War One, we tried to bluff,
But soon were forced to do the tough.

Our colonies gave them the huff,
Perhaps through insufficient tough.

Crusades of piety and puff
Did not convince them of our tough.

Mohammedans spread pagan guff;
It's time we toughened up the tough.

Weston Perrill

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