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Thursday, May 14, 2015

Assertive Democratisation Solutions

The Metropolitan Firearms and Headbangers' Club's chap in charge of "specialist crime and operations" has called for mandatory indoctrination programmes to prevent potential terrorist suspects becoming terrorist suspects. It seems that civilisation has not sufficiently penetrated the hearts and minds of people who haven't done anything illegal, so they need to be force-fed British values in order to prevent their turning into people who still haven't done anything illegal. The Metropolitan Firearms and Headbangers' Club is rather exercised about the issue at the moment because people are travelling to war-torn countries, and some of them are believed to be coming back.

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