The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

New Best Chums

Since Britain's wind and waves are irremediably tainted by the possibility that they may at some point have been breathed out by Euro-wogs or drowned in by migrant swarms, Britain's Head Boy's monitor in charge of tuck-box has gone on a smirking holiday in China to get help in rolling back the green crap. Given the present abundance of sustainable uranium in the world economy, the chancellor hopes to entice the Heathen Chinee into building a nuclear power station in Essex; apparently he plans to accomplish this by raising human rights questions at every opportunity. Meanwhile Amber Rudd, the token filly at the Department for Energising Climate Change, chipped in with a bit of a simper about how strict our regulations are, which is why the Heathen Chinee want to come here before irradiating more entrepreneur-friendly countries. It is as yet unclear how far, if at all, Amber Rudd intends to regulate any fracking that may occur beneath the reactor chamber.

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