The Curmudgeon

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Monday, November 09, 2015

A Ruddy Cunning Plan

Further reasons to abandon the Euro-wogs to their primitive foreign ways have emerged in a leaked letter from the token filly at the Department for Fracking to four Cabinet suits. Although the Bullingdon Club have been happily trashing the wind and solar industries, Britain is now likely to miss its EU targets for renewable energy use; which could mean that the Euro-wogs in their insolence will feel entitled to impose yet more fines. The token filly's ideas of a credible plan to deal with this deplorable situation range between paying the Euro-wogs to generate renewable energy while we continue the dash to frack; and capitalising on the goodwill we've built up in Brussels over the past few years and ordering the Euro-wogs to change their targets for our convenience. The Bullingdon Club were not among the suits to whom the token filly circulated her letter, presumably because not even Amber Rudd believes that the Bullingdon Club cares about missing Euro-wog targets, misleading the public or hanging a token filly out to dry.

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