Demeaning the Donald's Lift Attendant

Predictable squeals of outrage have resulted from a Labour MEP's decision to play the Farage Falange at their own schoolboy games. As the strutting meta-retired ex-Caudillo was having a blather about the Trumpster being a cautious democrat and the EU being anti-American zealots, Seb Dance held up a hand-written notice with the merely factual words He's lying to you. The Farage Falange has condemned Dance's conduct as pathetic and cowardly, and has put in an official complaint to the authorities which its representatives hold in contempt and regard largely as a pretext for fleecing the British taxpayer. It is to be hoped that Dance will be suitably punished, preferably with a formal vote of thanks and a small engraved memento for his mantelpiece.