Nice People Don't Mix With Cockroaches

Almost sixty per cent of destitute asylum seekers are housed in the poorest third of the country, while the richest third houses ten per cent; and Labour-led and Labour-minority local authorities house a swarm twenty times the size of what Conservative-led and Conservative-minority councils can manage. Despite such manifest sensitivity to the legitimate and understandable concerns of hard-working families, Yvette Cooper has described the system as a shambles; probably because she would prefer to see all asylum seekers profitably incarcerated beneath the tender mercies of those efficient Serco people. The housing of destitute hordes is a voluntary matter for councils to decide for themselves, and by way of incentive the Ministry for Wog Disposal offers no resources whatever to assist with additional health and education costs. Doubtless the Conservative councils are merely holding their charitable instincts in reserve for the inevitable influx of Gibraltarians fleeing the Euro-wog yoke; in the meantime a spokesbeing was extruded to proclaim that the Government is "working to encourage" more councils to participate, although it seems as yet unclear whether the Clegg-pledging race-baiter at the Home Office will be able to override the wealthy white racist vote by sheer strength of personality.