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Monday, June 05, 2017

Standing Together

Britain's tiniest ally in the war against terrorism reacted to the London attacks in his usual statesmanlike fashion, by attacking the mayor of London over something the mayor of London had not said. It is possible that this caused some small annoyance to the dead-eyed warden of HM Prison UK, especially if she has been hoping to glamour up the last few days of her campaign with the polished wog-bashing wit of Zac Goldsmith. Nevertheless, the dead-eyed warden is standing firm against calls to put off the Trumpster's scheduled state visit, which was extended to him within minutes of Tin-Pot Tessie laboriously hauling his attention away from the polished wog-bashing wit of Nigel Farage. The late Head Boy took more than two years to extend a similar honour to Barack Obama; presumably that was the time required for Tin-Pot Tessie's Home Office to ascertain that Obama, in spite of his regrettable melanin content, was neither a health tourist nor a despoiler for nefarious migratory purposes of decent white working-class women. The Trumpster, by contrast, represents just the sort of entrepreneurial buccaneerage that the Conservative Party admires in other defenders of British values, such as Rupert Murdoch, Rodrigo Duterte and the head-chopping House of Saud.

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